A tall, fat man in his late 30s boards the Red Line going south at Loyola.
Stretched tightly across his bulging belly is a T-shirt that exclaims:
“For every animal you don’t eat, I’m going to eat three.”
Pictured between those words are cute and charming caricatures of a monkey, a koala bear and a toucan bird.
He plops down in a seat and unwraps a McDonald’s Egg McMuffin with Sausage and starts chowing down.
Well, at least he warned us.