Two teenage boys get on the train going north at Belmont, swearing loudly and making sure everyone heard them.
"Damn! That punk-ass bitch gave me a ticket for smoking on the platform."
He looked back at his friend and said:
"I knew we would have trouble the minute we got to the North Side."
Then, going through the door between cars, he said:
"Let's see if we can get the M***er F***er to give us a ticket for THAT!"