The killjoy beggar
A guy sits backwards in his seat, eyeing a woman across the aisle who is reading a book.
He finally walks up to her and asks her for $2. She politely declines. (Don't you love it when the beggars have specific cash requests in mind?)
Next, he starts talking to her about the book she's reading, saying that he too had read it. "But don't worry, I won't tell you the ending." But he does inquire: "Is she pregnant yet in the first chapter?"
He gets up to leave at Loyola. As he heads out the door of the car, he yells back:
"She ends up in jail!"