A 19-year-old guy sits with his back against the side of the El car, sound asleep, his hugging his knees, his feet on the seat next to him. Of course, the train is crowded, and people stand near him, coveting the seat occupied by his feet.
Finally, an older guy boards at Lawrence, walks right up to him and shouts, "Hey man!" and slaps his legs. The guy wakes up with a start and slides over. His new seatmate reminds him to move his bag too.