Goin' to the dogs
The CTA Insider shares a story about guard dog that he/she says has been making the rounds of CTA employees:
"There has been a story making the rounds: This guy on a brown line train supposedly tells a K9 patrol guy, "I have all kinds of dogs." And as he's trying to pet the dog the officer tells him to back off.
"The guy then says, "Hey I'm good with dogs, watch!" He leans in and reaches for the dog. The dog goes off on him trying to get to the guy, barking and snarling. The cop says the dog only does this when he 'hits' on something. So they searched the guys and it turns out he was carrying coke and weed."
As News of the Weird would say: Most Incompetent Criminal.
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