Tasty napkin, plus dessert
This reader Tattler Tale is brought to you by coffeejedi, who wins the "moniker of the day" award:
I took my first trip to Chicago last weekend. A friend and I were riding the train from O'Hare and a well dressed reasonably attractive young woman got on.
She had a cell-phone and a to-go bag from McDonalds with a salad. After eating the salad, she proceeds to take out a napkin, rip a piece off, cumple it up, and quickly pop it in her mouth. She does this for the entire napkin, making sure that noone is looking. (I saw all this out of the corner of my eye.)
This continues for 2 more napkins. After this strange meal, she gets lip-liner out of her purse, and applies it. I'm talking to my friend, scanning the car, when I notice that she looks around, and proceeds to lick the stick before putting it back in the tube!
A guess when you eat a meal of napkins, you need a fitting dessert.