Pigeon's unrequited Ho-Ho craving
My daughter shares this story:
A 60-ish man sits on the Purple Line's Davis Street platform, eating a Ho-Ho.
A white pigeon sits directly at the platform's edge, eagerly eyeing the Ho-Ho.
He turns to my daughter and says with exasperation, "He's trying to get my Ho-Ho. No! You can't have my Ho-Ho."
On the train, they both were preparing to exit at Howard when the guy turns to my daughter and says, "Hey, your shoe's untied. I didn't want you to be falling for me or anything like that."