Life’s simple pleasures
A couple boards at Bryn Mawr and finds two seats together. He pulls out the ubiquitous RedEye. But she spies a Bed Bath and Beyond catalog resting on the seat in front of him. She gestures for him to grab it, which he does.
A bright smile creases her tiny, red-topped head. Guess it beats the RedEye?
However, eventually she gets bored with sheets and candles and towels and went straight for the gay sex columnist in the back.