October's oddity: The lost vibrator
The best Tattler Tale from October was not about something I saw on the El, but about something I saw from the El:
It falls under the protective, regal gaze of Huber the Harris Bank Lion, seemingly waiting to pounce on anyone who may attempt to retrieve it.
But I'm here to help.
Email me if you lost a hot pink vibrator on the roof. I'll do my best to help you recover such an important item.
PS: Thanks to the readers who emailed me with tips on this. Hmmm, or maybe it was one of them who lost it. Hmmmm...