The opposite of the Princess and the Pea
The white plastic juice drink bottle sat lonely in the middle of the El seat by the aisle. Of course, no one wanted to sit there.
Finally, a young 20-something woman in her own iPod world boarded at Belmont and made a beeline for the car's only empty seat.
And just sat smack-dab on the bottle.
And stayed rooted contentedly in her seat, not noticing the bottle protruding into her right butt cheek.
Not even someone lost in an iPod world could be THAT oblivious, could they?