Naked encounter with the railing
The Grand Avenue platform was crowded as the Red Line spews passengers out and I worm my way to the escalator.
Just as I approach the mouth of the entrance, I hear a woman loudly exclaim "OUCH!"
She had run her hip into the red railing at the escalator's base because she wasn't paying attention to where she was going.
She was too busy reading David Sedaris' "Naked" as she walked.