We were riding the Blue Line to O'Hare when a dirty,smelly guy around 30 or so boards at Clark and Lake.
He was wearing a black XL hooded sweatshirt -- as pants. He had placed his legs through the armholes of the sleeves. He was very creative because he was using the hood as a fanny pack.
After he got off at Division, we looked over at his seat and found he had left a crumply bar of soap that looked like it had been whittled, plus a spoon.
It might have been better had he kept the soap and used it.