Makeup sex? Who needs the Hobo Corner?
I'm catching up on posting some of the Best Tattler Tales submitted here as comments. Gotta love this one, and it's not about the homeless! Thanks to ClockworkDragon for sharing:
So I'm on the Red Line heading southbound a few nights ago, sitting on the seat in the back in front of the Hobo Corner. Sitting in the seats in that compartment are a couple, probably in their early 30s. For about 10 minutes of my ride he's yelling at her in what I would consider a threatening tone. Suddenly the yelling stopped and I hear a loud *THUNK*.
Whipping my head around I see that girl is now on the ground with her back to the emergency door looking up at the guy. My assumption was that he knocked her down off her seat. Now I am by no means a physically strong person. So I decided to move to the next train car when we pulled into Wilson so that I might report it to the driver.
When I entered the next car I peered into the previous one to see if the woman was OK. The man and woman were both standing and walking down the car. As we were about to pull into Sheridan it looked as if they were about to disembark, which would leave no time for any report to the driver to be handled.
However, much to my surprise, they continued to walk past the exit doors and opened the emergency doors to the car I was in. But instead of passing through to my car, they remained in between the cars. After a moment I realized they were removing articles of clothing and they began having sex right between the train cars!!! This went on for a couple stops until we pulled into Belmont. They put their clothing back on and exited the train.