Beware of the DOTS from Japan
A clean, well-dressed, nicely manicured man in his mid-40s paces the length of the Red Line train car from Garfield to Wilson.
He screams over and over:
"Are YOU Telling ME that that DOT that Flew here from Japan to Chicago Didn't Do NO Damage?!?"
He also seems to have a good knowledge of well-made trucks:
"You KNOW them Mercedes-Benz Semis Will Run Until the BODY Falls off Them!"