Coming clean on the CTA
A young couple in their early 20s boards at Loyola. He's a redhead sporting a shaved scalp. She had a typical scene-ster black shag haircut and wears cool black Chuck Taylor shoes. They're talking about being at the bar the previous night.
She : "He was really cute but he just smelled so bad."
He: "Yeah, I have some friends who really smell, but it's because they don't shower."
She: "Yeah really, that's all it takes. I mean how hard can it be."
He: "I have one friend who doesn't really smell but his breath really stinks."
Can I submit a couple of overheards? I heard both of these the same day and wrote them down because they were so weird.
Quote 1:
"I literally cannot pass a McDonald's before eleven in the morning without getting four sausage McMuffins."
Quote 2:
"My daughter just had her first baby. She's 20. She waited. I was 16 when I had her. I had one other daughter when I was 14 but she died. I had six boys, but never any more girls."
Posted by: Ben | February 07, 2007 at 08:44 PM