How to sit by yourself on the train
Thanks to Tovi, my friend and neighbor, for this great contribution:
Here's a lesson on how to make sure no one sits next to you on the train.
- Take the aisle seat.
- Wear the largest and puffiest coat you can find.
- Sit with your legs extended and spread out as much as you can.
- Fall asleep.
- Be overweight.
If you follow these rules, I can assure you no one will sit next to you on the ride to and from work: