Please don't whiz on the electric fence -- or rail!
A very drunk, very young and good-looking man was stinking up the Hobo Corner. He was making noise, and being very disruptive the whole time.
Then he decided it was time to relieve himself. So he stepped into the next room, or in this case, out the door between cars and took a whiz.
I thought, "Please don't whiz on the electric fence/third rail! You'll die!"
Later, my daughter told me it's an urban legend that people have died doing that. The science student explained that urine is not a continuous stream -- tiny microscopic spaces keep the stream from being a solid conductor of electricity
Read more about this topic here at snopes.com. I was gonna post the picture found there of the burned penis, but I thought if I did, you guys might never come back here.
So anyway, the drunk guy went back to the corner and continued to cause a commotion -- grunting, snorting, and dissing people. His final act of a-holery was to pull the red knob on the door after the train had started leaving Granville. Remember, the whole world stops for this guy.