Drunk lady spews vulgarities
On the Ashland bus at about midnight on a Saturday night, we encounter a very drunk Eastern-European woman in her early 50s. She is lolling her head and slurring her words.
She wears black eyeliner and drawn-on eyebrows. She starts talking about this woman she really hates:
"You tell that Polish whore to come here; I'm gonna spit in her dirty vagina."
She continues to rant like that to herself through the rest of the ride. I just hope she didn't find the woman that night.
Mom - I was wondering where you ran off to on Saturday night. I told you not to leave the house without taking your meds.
Posted by: Krazee Eyez Killa | May 07, 2007 at 06:29 AM
Looks like you found my dad.
Posted by: T. Taylor | May 07, 2007 at 12:51 PM
Who needs to buy expensive cable and satellite tv, or theatre tickets when the best improv can be found on the CTA? :)
Posted by: deepkid | May 08, 2007 at 11:40 AM