Gays bashing women
Northbound on the Red Line one Saturday, four gay guys occupy the seats by the door.
At one point, one of the guys seductively peels a banana and then suggestively eats it, with much in and out motion, to the obvious delight of his friends.
When not doing that, they pass the time by dissing woman who get up to leave the train:
As one very tall, very heavy woman, in a dark blue American Apparel dress, makes her way down the aisle toward the door, one sneeringly remarks under his breath, "Ohhh, she looks really good in blue."
Then one of the other guys retorts:: "Yeah, and so did Monica Lewinsky."