CTA Tattler

Maggie stories: The humper and non-gay guy

Here are a couple quickies from the CTA riding experiences of Maggie:

Maggie is walking past the Randolph #60 bus shelter on East Randolph. There she sees a guy lying on the wooden bench humping it.

She enters Lake street station platform of the Red Line at 10:30 pm on a week night. She see a guy who is talking to himself -- certainly a common CTA sight. But everyone is packed at the other end of the station. He sits down next to her and says, "Hey,  Ice Princess," and continues talking to her with his hands moving through the air.

"Do you think I'm scary?"

"Well no, not really."

"Do you know that every man in the world is gay? I'm not gay but every other man is."

Maggie joins the other riders at the other end of the platform.