CTA Tattler

Here's the scoop on "penny" New Year's Eve rides

For many years (I'm not sure exactly how many), the CTA has offered bus and train rides for just a penny on New Year's Eve. And they'll do it again starting at 8 pm tonight.

But the truth is the rides are free. Bus drivers just wave riders past fare boxes covered with "Happy New Year!" stickers. And turnstiles at train stations are open, and festooned with similar stickers. You see, the CTA can't legally advertise free rides, and it also doesn't actually accept penny fares any longer. Also, it would be cost prohibitive to reprogram fare boxes for just 10 hours anyway. Thus, tonight's a freebie.

And it's a good thing, so I really don't want to hear from any of you about how the CTA can't afford it, etc. blah blah, etc. In 2004, the Sun-Times reported it cost the CTA about $150,000. It's probably not a whole lot more than that this year, certainly less than $200K. Seems reasonable to me, especially if it keeps drunk drivers off the road and potentially saves even one life.

The CTA has had minimal sponsorship interest in the penny fare program since they no longer allow alcoholic advertising -- which are a natural tie-in for this.

All train lines are running longer than usual tonight. Take advantage of this great program and keep the roads -- and yourself -- safer.

March musts and April apertifs

Continuing with the Best Tattler Tales of 2007.

March:

Dirty trains and buses? CTA Chair Carole Brown understands.

Safety last. Gotta love those smart-ass kids.

Trip planner upgrade. CTA listens to a rider:

April:

Three tracking really wasn't so bad, even as I tried to make excuses for why it wasn't so bad.

Kruesi resigns. One of the top three CTA news stories of the year.

Don't whiz on the third rail. Myths debunked -- or proven true?

Best of 2007: January gems and February faves

Over the next week or so, I'll share some of the best Tattler Tales of 2007. Today we review January and February's finest.

January:

Bears in the Super Bowl? Well, it was fun while it lasted. And CTA riders enjoyed it as much as anyone else.

Three tracking unveiled. And we were not at all happy.

Cute, but smelly: Coming clean on the CTA.

February:

I'm scared of him: New CTA security.

Beware the shell game. You  can never get enough warnings.

Gifts from CTA: Slow zones complete; better, simpler signage

The CTA gifted us last week by finishing the last big stretch of the O''Hare Blue Line slow zones -- Jefferson Park to Harlem.

The CTA has eliminated these slow zones this year:

• Blue Line subway Damen to Clark/Lake --18,000 feet.
• Red Line between Morse and Loyola -- 2,775 feet.
• Red/Purple/Brown from Armitage to Diversey -- 2,537 feet.
• Yellow Line Crawford Crossing -- 2,000 feet.
• Red Line subway from Grand to Clark/Division -- 8,000 feet.
• Red Line southbound from Wilson to Sheridan -- 3,325 feet.
• Blue Line Harlem to Jefferson Park -- 22,500 feet.

Simpler signage points the way. After enduring years of criticism, the CTA recently announced a new, low-tech way to communicate better with its passengers -- whiteboard signs and markers.

"The CTA will be testing mobile, erasable whiteboards at several stations later this year," according to a CTA press release. "When there is a change in service, the Customer Assistant can write the information on the board and place it in front of the turnstiles so that customers are informed before paying their fares. This is an innovation learned from the London Underground."

This simple project is part of a new communications strategy that includes working on a pro bono basis with Ideo, a noted design consultant.

Thanks for the gifts, CTA. Merry Christmas to those readers who celebrate. Happy day off to those who don't. And thanks to those of you who are working on Tuesday -- especially CTA workers -- because you are serving us.

Thank you Mr. Information Motorman

Over the last two days I've left work at about the same time and caught a train run by the helpful Mr. Information Motorman.

He tells me that if I can't get on his crowded train, the next Red Line is four minutes and two stops away.

He informs me that the Purple Line is two minutes behind his train.

He says the Brown Line is the train in front of us and that's why we're stopped.

And yesterday he urged those who wanted to ride the Holiday Train to get off at Clark and Division because it would be there in about four minutes.

And then as it approached us going south, he told us to check it out. And many did and many oohs and ahhs were exclaimed.

Harsh penalty for CTA graffiti artist. A judge last week sentenced Michael Kaput (nice name) to two years of felony probation and fined him $1,903 after he was convicted of vandalizing CTA property -- he was caught painting a rail car in Forest Park. Good to see the CTA is prosecuting these scofflaws. And to those of you who wonder if the CTA actually cleans graffiti, Ron Huberman, says cleanup costs them $4.3 million a year.

"Be prepared to be there every day to work." So now Blago demands that the state Legislature actually work to resolve the CTA funding crisis, beginning Jan. 2. Happy New Year, jerks. 

Last chance to ride the Holiday Train

Yes folks, Christmas truly is just around the corner, and so is end to the CTA's Holiday Train. So be sure and take advantage of your last chance to ride the much ballyhooed special train on the Red, Yellow and Orange lines Thursday through Saturday, respectively.

Check out the schedule here. General info from the CTA here.

Read my previous post about how the CTA says it costs no additional money to run it. And it's staffed by volunteer elves.

So stop getting your undies in a bunch about this.

And Merry Christmas!

One more thing: If we were living in New York City, this is what we would get for a "Holiday Train." I'm glad to be living in Chicago.

Perfect gifts for the CTA enthusiast on your list

With only six shopping days before Christmas, you better get crackin' if you want that CTA lover on your gift list something special for the holiday.

The CTA itself obliges us with a long list of "Wearables" and "Useables." I like the CTA scarf and hat set for $15 and the Transit Map Socks for $7.50. Too bad both are out of stock.

There's another interesting note with the socks: "CTA's Pink Line is an experimental service and does not appear on any Gift Express products including those featuring CTA maps."

Hmmm. . . . I think they need to update that page and the socks!

I do know that a sporty CTA Take It! denim shirt is available. But it's gonna cost you $50.65 total to get the second-day air shipping.

You could go a bit cheaper and just get an El button. Go here (scroll down a bit) to get a limited edition set of buttons representing each El line for just $15, including shipping. Such a steal.

Happy CTA gifting.

Gay hatred thrives on train

I've seen this hate graffiti before on a CTA train, but my friend documented it for me via photography. And the worst part is that this graffiti is only slightly different from what I saw previously. Pathetic.

 

Thank you unions; unfortunate Web page juxtaposition for Trib

So the unions came to their senses and called off the "job action." For that I thank them. Though many of you disagreed with me and think they should have gone through with it. I still say it would have accomplished nothing, and probably should have been done earlier to make a bigger impact.

The unions certainly would make an impact if they follow through with a new threat not to go to work on Monday, Jan. 21, if the crisis is not solved by then. That's the first work day after the newest Doomsday for the threatened service cuts and fare increases.

Meanwhile, now Madigan says the House will NOT meet this week, so Jan. 7 is probably the next scheduled session. That would give them less than two weeks to do what they haven't been able to do all year.

And I leave you with this great screen shot from the Tribune's Web site last week. It was captured by a Chicago El Live Journal community member. As Jonathan reports here, they are two different trains. Priceless.

There are no winners in a job action

Frankly, I'm speechless. (Or is it wordless on the Internet?)

I got a tip earlier this week that the unions would do their "job action" on Monday. But I didn't post it because I didn't believe it. At least, I didn't WANT to believe it.

I certainly understand the frustration felt by the unions. We feel it too.

"We want to make sure the public is aware of our job action ahead of time. We don't want to hurt the public," said Rick Harris, president of  the union local that represents train operators.

OK Rick, we appreciate the notice. But really, do you think this will hurt the state Legislature? Force them to come up with a transit funding solution a week before Christmas?

I don't think so. All this job action will do is piss off riders and cause businesses to lose lots of money.

Nothing good can come out of either outcome.