My wife was on the 80X Irving Park heading east one night last week. She saw a 40-ish guy across the aisle, wearing a UPS uniform, totally engrossed in his phone, texting away, minding his own business.
A guy boarded at Western wearing a white windbreaker and Cubs cap -- a big guy all around. As he was barreling down the aisle, his leg brushed against the foot of UPS man. He turned and shouted, "Excuse you too, mother fucker!" The UPS guy looked up from the phone and said incredulously, "Excuse me? What did you just say to me?"
The big guy said, "Yeah you heard me, you piece of shit!" The UPS guy said, "Well I said excuse me. Happy now?"
The guy shouted back: "Fuck you, you piece of shit!" The UPS guy said: "That's nice. You gotta real problem pal."
The big guys said: "Do you want to get off this bus and deal with my problem? You're all talk, you white mother fucker."
My wife has heard enough. She turned to the big guy and said, "Stop it right now!" He ignored her and continued to hurl verbal abuse at the UPS guy, who was giving back as good as he got.
Finally, at Irving and Ashland, my wife complained to the driver, who stopped the bus, got off and whistled for a cop. The officer arrived a couple of seconds later. Meanwhile, the passengers are getting pissed because they are now being delayed. And, both the idiots walked out the back door and left.
Then a young woman on the bus looked at my wife and said: "I rode the Metra with that UPS guy all the way from Palatine. And he was fighting with somebody on the phone during the entire train ride. He must have been in a really bad mood."
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