Over the last year, while my daughter was in high school, she has sent me various text messages about things she has seen and heard during her Red Line commute to the South Loop at Jones College Prep. I've never deleted them. And now's the time to share them with you.
Individually, the texts just capture a moment in time. But collectively, they reflect some bizarre stuff my daughter -- now a student at the School of the Art Institute of Chicago -- witnessed on her daily commute. And of course, she's a chip off the old Tattler Tale block.
The bearded lady: "There is a black woman on the train with actual sideburns. A real woman." -- 7:38 pm, 8/17/07
High school wisdom: "Middle-aged Eastern European man with huge beard screams obscenities to himself, then attempts to show me a mini-book he bought a Borders called "Wisdom of a High School Grad." -- 5:32 pm, 8/25/07
Pen cap high: "This dude sitting in the back single seat on the railcar just snorted crack out of a pen cap right in front of me." -- 6:22 pm, 2/19/08
Denture lube: "Seen on the Red Line: Old Vietnamese man lubing up his dentures in his hand." 2:14 pm, 8/13/08
Please don't lean against the doors: "This old man was leaning on the door when we were stopped at Sheridan, and the doors popped open and he fell onto the platform. And everyone was screaming. I have never seen that before. I mean, the doors popping open." -- 6 pm, 8/19/08
Oktoberfest on the CTA: "There are people on the train wearing lederhosen and dirndls." -- 7:09 pm, 9/6/08
Finally, here's one of my favorite CTA Alerts:
The knife and open door. "Purple at Sedgwick stopped due to passenger waving knife and open door." -- 5:48 pm, 9/16/06
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