Facebook status update required
Cell phone conversation between a 30-ish woman and her female friend:
"Hello! Oh, I don't know. All I know is I got the call last night at midnight six months before I expected it."
"Chris left Allison!"
"No! I haven't had a chance to check Facebook."
"Well, if she didn't have the dog I would fly her out here tomorrow. If we took up a donation, I could fly her out here now."
'Yes, she just needs to be somewhere that's not an emotional landmine."