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Life’s simple pleasures

A couple boards at Bryn Mawr and finds two seats together. He pulls out the ubiquitous RedEye. But she spies a Bed Bath and Beyond catalog resting on the seat in front of him. She gestures for him to grab it, which he does.

A bright smile creases her tiny, red-topped head. Guess it beats the RedEye?

However, eventually she gets bored with sheets and candles and towels and went straight for the gay sex columnist in the back.


>went straight for the gay sex columnist in the back.

Wait a minute, I'm confused..

She got bored and went for the gay sex columnist in the back of the car? Which columnist was it?

Or she went for the gay sex columnist via his back? Didn't she know he was gay?

I think she was gay but the columnist told her that she should become straight in the back of the rail car.

I didn't even know the Bed, Bath and Beyonce catalog had a sex column.

Well, it is Bed, Bath and Beyond. They SHOULD have a gay sex columnist, particularly one who could give advice on getting santorum out of 500-count sheets.

"Santorum?" Is that what the kids are calling it now?

YAY! "Santorum" is becoming a commonly accepted colloquial phrase! Dan Davage will be so happy! For those of you who don't know what santorum is let's just say it's not what you think it is. It's "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex" named after a rabid and not-very-smart republican senator. see www.spreadingsantorum.com. Maybe some day the catalog for Blood, Bath, and Beyond will have a cleaning product to get santorum (the mess) out of the sheets and Santorum (the BIGGER mess) out of our Senate.

oh....I think I'm going to be sick.....

um..it's Dan SAVAGE, patrick

Rex, of course I know that it's "S" not "D". I had lube on my fingers and my finger slipped from the "S" to the "D". Oops.

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